MARIA

Background: A woman named Maria comes to our house once a month to clean. We love Maria. We are considering asking her to quit her gig and be our nanny.

Here's what happened: Yesterday, I picked up Zach from day care at 12:30. I brought him home and waited for Randi to come home after doing some errends. Maria had cleaned our home earlier in the morning. Randi comes home, so I leave to go back to work. As I'm walking out, I look on the ground of our front porch and see the white clamp that was used for Zach's umbilical cord. I wondered why it was on the ground since it was kept on Zach's book shelf and we were saving it for a scrapbook or whatever. I went back in the house, told Randi, and she said, "Oh my god, Zach's penis." I immediately knew what she was talking about. (After Zach was circumsized, the doctor gave us his foreskin, which he wrapped in gauze and tape. The doctor told us to burry it in our backyard, which of course we have not got around to do. The penis was also being kept on Zach's book shelf. This piece of gauze would appear to be trash to anyone, especially to Maria). We dart to Zach's room, to the book shelf. The piece of gauze - Zach's penis - was gone. We could not believe that Maria would throw it out, but then we thought, it makes sense since it looked like trash. I called Maria - she does not know what I am talking about. I look in the trash - no dice. Just when we were about to give up, Randi finds the gauze/foreskin burried in one of Zach's book. We should probably bury it. Here some more pics.